Michna interview

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Tell us how you entered the Lab world

It was the summer of 2003 and I was a proctor for SAT tests, and my

boy Pres was like, "Yo I saw a help wanted post on the lab site."

I michna’d my way into an interview with Jasper, Pete, and Tony and it

was slightly unclear to me what they were looking for.

So they set it off with: "On a scale of 1 to 10 how well do you know

current Hip Hop?" then they asked "On a scale of 1 to 10 how well do

you know funk?" I was modest and told them a 5 because I was ready for

Tony to ask me "who played drums on Rock Creek Park?"

Then Jasper handed me Four Tet "Rounds" and said "Here, review this."

Little did I know a then unknown Blu Jemz was also applying for the

same job. After all that Jemz ended up getting the job and I continued

proctoring SAT tests in Staten Island. A few weeks later I started

working at the little shop that could aka indie powerhouse Etherea

Records in the East Village. This was my ticket into the lab for three

reasons. 1) Etherea was run by a Korean 3) The shop had long slave

like store hours (this impressed pete) 3) My knowledge of music pretty

much tripled working there…

Finally a few months later I told anthony in person: " I know you’re

not hiring right now, but if you need extra help in shipping I can do

it" A day later I got hired to work in shipping and at the retail

store on 7th street.

Tell me an interesting story about growing up in Miami.

I moved to Miami in ’96 and all I really cared about was meeting

Vanilla Ice. A few weeks later I saw a billing in the paper for

Vanilla Ice LIVE in Ft. Lauderdale. So I went. Half the crowd was

there just out of curiosity (eyebrows raised with "really?" faces) and

the other half of the crowd was cheeseball tattoo silver necklace

tanktop white trash rap rock loving ICE FANS. It was amazing. Back

then I used to roll hard with disposable cameras and was just like "If

I can get one flick with Ice, that would be really huge." So after

his horribly amazing limp biskit style show, I ended up talking to his

DJ. Dude was like "You know I was the DJ for MC 900 Ft. Jesus."

Instantly impressed I said "Yo can I get a flick with Ice?" He was

like aiiiight and introduced me to Robert Van Winkle. He gave me a

pound and we took the flick. It was framed in a cardboard Eckert’s

frame for a few years until it got lost in a shuffle. I was wearing a

Metalheadz T-shirt.

Your favorite foods

Artichokes, garlic, fresh mozzarella, thinly sliced beats, filet

minon, lobster with my own butter lemon salt pepper sauce, fresh

salmon with spinach, mashed potato with balsamic french style, miso

soup, thai green curry, homemade mac and cheese, jalapenjo sausage,

tomato garden soup, whitefish, japanese carrot dressings, croutons,

black olives, onions, red peppers and mad toppings

Tell us one local spot we should hit up during WMC

The sauna at the standard hotel with a girl you just met

Worst job you ever had

A week after I graduated college I went out job hunting. i had a few

bullshit desk job interviews which led to nothing. i needed cash fast.

i grabbed an employment guide (free junk paper) and the next thing I

know I’m dressed in a suit selling children’s books. The best was the

phrases they taught you to say to solicit milfs, such as "Have you

seen the new one?" or "Your kids’ll love these"

Things that make you feel good

Too many things – stretching, eating, drinking good coffee, attacking

never ending to-do lists, seeing friends become successful,

jazzercise, etc.

What kind of women do you fantasize about

Latin dimes all day

What type of kid were you in high school

Like Ferris Bueller if he rode BMX/played trombone/built stereo

systems/went to raves/40′s and blunt

What is one of the coolest things you’ve found in a thrift shop

When I was recording with Secret Frequency Crew we found this coffee

table that was just a 2 foot mirrored cube on all sides.

If your house was burning, i would save….

hard drives and photos/negatives

Which contemporaries influence your work

Friends With You, Freegums (duh), Animal Collective, TV On The Radio,

Kaws, Espo, Krink, Skull Disco, Tempa, Warp, BPitch Control, Justice,

System D-128, MGMT, NYC street art, and more

What should we expect at the LA show

Like Wrestlemania VII

come check out Michna, his band, Freegums and free beer

this saturday, 9pm at Turntable Lab Los Angeles

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also, on sunday check him at the Ghostly anniversary

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About ph

co-founder of the Lab. grew up in MD, splays in the EV... ends his thoughts in...