In my effort to bring you WPABTTLNYCStorefront Pt. II, here is a recent purchase I was feeling:
Remember the excitement/inspiration you got the first time (hopefully this was years ago) you held a duped VHS copy of Style Wars? (2 VCRs, stand up!) You can revisit that if you BLAST Kon & Amir’s On Track #6 and study the super juice analogue photos on the immaculately fresh 3D like pages of Also Known As. Side note: I remember Raven told me he had access to one of Nike’s $10,000 Cameras (maybe it was a hasselhof) and he took close ups of cans with that camera. Folks, there are meaty bangs for bucks tucked in our pungent NYC storefront.
And now, get Michna’d with the final installment of my high school 10 year reunion: (i know-who really cares-wait—YOU do!)
Here you have a classic mash-up. The football playing date raping meathead in the middle is talking to the class brain. That girl went to Oxford, got a 1700 on her SATs, and still strokes her chin A LOT. Then on the far left you have Cary who was a nerd but is now hot.
When you see some people you realize that you have changed their name in your own head. His name is Robinson, Because he used to ride a chrome Robinson BMX. He was also part of the small but legendary older BMX locals gang, who rode such gems as Titan Titaniums, PK Rippers, Hutch, Elf, and plenty of Panama Jack apparel.
If you go on this girls myspace page its just pictures of her wedding. (Not even worth the link). Didn’t ESPO once say “marriage is for two losers” or something?
Football guy dated Ms. WASPY in 1996, so why not tap that azz in 2006. Plus, we heard she’s a nympho.
Better pic of Cary. Here she talks to one of the guys from Secret Frequency Crew about how he used to sell her some good ass mushrooms. During his apex, he also had the triple dipped double green dragon sheets of acid. He was also the first to get his hands on an excellent cd compilation called ZOO RAVE. Anyways, the whole shebang ended with classic lines like “see you never!” or “see you at the 20-year!” and my personal fave “call me when you get divorced!”
If you have some good 10 year stories, please send an email to lab customer service.
