and that ladies, is his right leg.
Some more commentary, although not necessary:
The cocky arms out wide, ‘look-at-me’ pose (I call it a mix between a drunken Scarface and a Razor Ramon, see the first picture) immediately after the goal is typically my favorite type of post-awesomeness celebration from CR7. But no, he had to go further than that… something literally only a professional wrestler would do (similar to Lex Luger slapping his ‘bionic forearm’ after hitting someone w/ his ‘steel plate’ (the worst special move ever next to the ‘Atomic Legdrop’, sorry Hogan).
From the same game, was one of the best goals of the season (its actually better than CR7′s, sans the Horse-leg celebration obv). What can a defender do when CR7 drags and hesitates, pulls and tugs the ball, then viscously hits them with the mad-quick scissors, (quite possibly one of the more homosexual lines I’ve ever written), then serves up a left footed cross-field pass right to the Frenchman’s right footed volley (which I would whiff on a good 50 out of 50 attempts).
Happy Monday yall.