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Michna plug

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Quoth the Michna:

Michna was recently in Budapest and missed his train back to Vienna. Good

thing the MICHNA BUS came thru. That’s his dad’s cousin in the middle, Otto

Michna. He runs an off road Rally team in Hungary. Anyways, if you wanna see

Michna spin records in the flesh, he’ll be at Happy Ending tonight.

Feb 24th

Egg Foo @ Happy Ending

302 Broome St.

New York City

21+ No Cover.


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Hey dudes, Jasper is wrong as usual. Or, more accurately, he’s kind of incorrect.

Michna and I are sharing a tiddlywinks set at Lit in the upstairs tonight for like an hour but it’s bush league. The Metal on Metal party will be Friday, May 19 at Lit in the DOWNSTAIRS.

By the way, you know how people say “BTW” instead of saying “by the way”? I figured that that is totally dumb because when you say “by the way” you’re only saying three syllables, whereas when you say “btw” that’s actually five. So I came up with the gayest thing of all time, saying “beets dubs” when you want to say “btw”. That way, you’re only saying 2 syllables, and also maximize your gayness. Beets dubs, I’m also into using “gay” as a positive, empowering adjective.

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Fuckin’ James Wong


OMFG. This shit destroys. Arguably a new genre, the neurotic thriller FD3 blows away its predecessors on so many levels I’m planning on mostly-unironically seeing it again next weekend. To wit!

1. This is the first ever trilogy where the order of quality goes 3, 1, 2. Unlike most excellent trilogies that go 2, 1, 3 (eg-Back to the Future, Terminator, Aliens), this one tops the list as having the 3rd installment crush everything that came before it.

2. I’m getting a T-shirt made that says “Fuckin’ James Wong.” (hereafter referred to as FJW) Dude is the DUDE. We’ll have to forgive him the sins of directing The One with Jet Li, but I gotta give it up for my fellow countryman.

3. Village Voice panned FD3, but that’s just because they have no idea what the hell they’re talking about. The elaborate Mousetrap ways in which FJW sets up the demises for his douchebaggy high school students is so tense it borders on brilliant. AARGH! Let’s pump iron while swords and stuffed bears surround us! FJW will crush the haters like the giant sign that crushes that Christian Slater wannabe character.

4. Way to not even reference FD2, FJW! The over-the-top style of 2, while thoroughly entertaining, was not directed by FJW, and upon his triumphant return to the series dude was all “this is my fucking franchise, mine and mine alone!” I cannot stress this enough: everything that was good about 1 was extrapolated and blown up to feature length with FD3.

5. See this shit. It is high entertainment at its most fundamental level (ie-cheering and clapping when you see your fellow human beings get their heads sawed off by a motor). I am literally seeing 1 and 2 again, on DVD, with commentary, and then seeing 3 again. It’s a petty and kind of cheating way to have something to look forward to again.

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