in my fantasy EPL league this wknd, i unleash the three headed beast of
Robin "I'm Not A Pussy Anymore" Van Persie
the Ivorian Warrior King Drogba,
and goal scoring jugger Darren Bent.
creativity by captain Sexy Cesc
center of the park steel by former teammates Barry and Milner (get me those bonus points!)
three attacking wing defenders in Cole, Figueroa (Wigan starting to come together despite record), and Ji-Sung's french lover Patricia Evra.
Figueroa is my only weak link here, gotta sell some more players to score Verminator,
and my Arsene-esque vision will be complete.

also great article on the global footy stars