Heeesssss Baaaackkkk!!!!

Hurts to see this guy not in United colors, but hes still the same, just richer, access to hotter hookers (madrid hooks > manchester hooks).

Goal 1:

The classic pre-free-kick karate stance

Absolute classic Cristiano Ronaldo, not a keeper in the world that coulda saved this (also, note the music this European YouTube user decides to pair with the footage, surprising its not something 1,000,000% more gayer):

Goal 2:
Putting the kids to bed. This keeper must never have watched any footage of Ronaldo's free kicks ever. The motherfucker kicks it as hard as possible and always dips down, doesnt this keeper ever read this blog!? Even all you sports-hatin hipsters even know this, mang!!!
Worst example of goalkeeping in Champions League history:

After going up 3 in the first half, Real Madrid let Zurich come back in the second half. With heavy momentum and the score being 3-2, Ronaldo puts the entire nation of Switzerland to bed and does the Hulk Hogan for added salt.

Boy Genius is back from leave, bitches.
BG Blog Takeover coming soon....