Two more days til the Boy Genius WMC Miami Takeover
I got this blog game on smash, lets keep this thing rolling....

YES!! (in a Marv Albert tone)
5 episodes of East Bound & Down staring at April's talented tits and we FINALLY get to see them jawns in the 6th and final episode! Well worth the wait. She has a funny looking face tho...

Caught Fast Times at Ridgemont High the other night,
for some reason, i thought this scene when he's cleaning the graffiti off the restaurant mirror was one of the funniest things ever. I think I would die of laughter if I walked into an In-N-Out and saw that on the mirror.

LA is starting to get back to being fucking beautiful lately,
forecasts around 75-80 all week

I play pickup soccer at USC every Sunday and this past Sunday had to be one of the strangest things I have ever seen. About 20 Indian dudes (red dot, not feather – all of whom were absolute rubbish) set up a 'try-out' for an intramural team (Which I went ahead and named them F.C. Slumdog for them). Anyways, I was dying when I saw how BIG they made their goals!!! Funniest thing was that the final score was 1-0.

I wanted to put this wankster up on blast so the world can see THE WORST JERSEY EVER

Hussein's swag is so phenomenal

I can't decide who's swag is more phenomenal: Pete's mancrush Arsen Wenger, with the deuce-deuce in the bubble-gooose overtop a designer suit VS Barack on the Tonight Show with the fresh Beckham suit, sportin THE RONALDO FACE

My President Is Arab
Did you guys catch this the other night? Obama's address to the people of Iran, even wishing them a happy new year in their own native tongue. Shit cracks me up, cause he could've NEVER done this a few months ago.

Speaking of man-crushes, the Nike store at the Grove in West Hollywood just put this up, and I found myself standing next to a group of strange eurotrash teenage boys as we were all snapping pics of this massive poster.

Move over Cristiano?
Samir Nasri, French International on Arsenal, might be my next man-crush.
Easily my top 5 favorite players in the EPL

Peep my barber's swag, he comes to work like this (on Crenshaw) every day, different shade of pastel. Freshest haircut in LA.

Almost crashed my car when I saw this beautiful thing on the 101. Peep closely.... Giant Redskin logo decal + Sean Taylor Memorial ribbon magnet + License plate reading "SKINS 21".
Hail to the Redskins, God Bless Sean Taylor

If you missed the Michna/RawPaw + Free Gums instore at Turntable Lab LA the other week, you are a mark-ass buster. Shit was crazy, I have never seen such an impressive/unique set-up and performance for a band. Go catch those bitches when they roll through your broke ass town. Peep the crazy artwork of FreeGums in the background too.

There was one sexy chick there rockin some funny aqua jeans and a cream sweater there. If you are reading this, please come to the next instore and sit on my face. My name is Boy Genius