Boy Genius' COUNTDOWN TO MIAMI!!!!

I will be counting down like Keith Olbermann random things on the daily until WMC comes around,

Sexy bitches with big titties who will be in Miami next week, hit B. Gizzle up (myspace.com/mayorofgburg).

5) Next trip: Chi-Town?

Look at this motherfucing picture that my friend sent me whos visiting Chicago.
Giordano's Deep Dish (from the bottom):
Dough
Topping (Sausage)
Cheese
Dough
Sauce

4) THE RONALDO FACE

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is a wanker
So is "The Special One"

3a) FEAR THE KOREAN TURTLE!!

Put Jin Soo Kim in the game, Coach!!!

3b) FEAR THE KOREAN RED DEVIL!!

(Rockin' the Boy Genius 2007 hairdo)

2a) THROW IT DOWN, WHITE BOY!!!

Speechless.

2b) Speaking of White Boys...

Birthday shout-out to Jay Glassie,
who has a striking resemblance to Paul Wall, The People's Champ.
Both white boys got the internet goin' nutzz

1) What recession? What AIG bonus money crisis?

How does this Arab know more about NCAA basketball than I do?
When asked how likely is it that he will get to watch any of the Tournament in the next few days, during this economic + AIG bonus crisis, he shockingly states: "Very highly likely".
HA!!