It's a good day to be me if I were 12 years old.

So maybe both of these have the same title. And maybe both of them will stink x100. But this is the wonderful/horrifying thing about living in 2009 and beyond, and that is the fact that LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF FICTION YOU EVER READ OR SAW IN YOUR LIFE will eventually become a movie either directed by Michael Bay or starring Dennis Quaid as the president.

Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen

GI Joe: Rise Of Cobra