OPEN LETTER TO THE PURVEYORS OF TTL:
As the warm weather approaches it is only natural to desire a few new t-shirts
for the arsenal. My "Joseph & the amazing technicolor dream coat" and "Dip me
in honey & throw me to the bears" tees have seen better days. Being 6'5" 270lbs.
means having a tight t-shirt game can at times be a struggle. Now I know that
I'm not the norm by any means but there are plenty of chubby lab custies that could
do with a xxl. Being under the impression that fatties don't shop online at the lab
is like saying no asian kids go to Stuyvesant High School. I realize that a majority of
the shirts you guys carry aren't even made in xxl but when they are please by all means
do what you can to help us big dudes out.

Yours Truly,
The Enormous Jew

P.S.
Andy you better check your tape I don't think serato or a skinny DJ AM existed in '02.