Good Monday my fellow Americans and Freedom lovers across the globe.

Let's take some collective time off on this Monday for remembrance of a few things. First, for my brother, and the other Croissant-eating, Sex Fabregas-sexual fantasy-having, Hleb-jersey wearing Arsenal fans out there... this was one of the most disgusting sports-related injuries EVER. and no, there is no censorship or proper warning, take this shit like a man. And yes, that is bone.

More importantly, lets all bow our heads and give a moment of silence to a great Hero who fell victim to a vicious murder on the west side of Baltimore today. Rest In Peace.

We'll Always Love Omar Little

Last but not least, let's all remember the fall of a great politician who will forever will be remembered in the campaign race of '08 with this huge smile that screams "Damn you Barack Obama, you are so fucking good, you turned my terrible pre-constructed line that was supposed to spark my campaign as a last ditch effort by calling your movement "Change You Can Xerox" against me and referring to me engaging in "Silly Season" in Washington. Damn, I'm fucked."