BREAKING NEWS: BOY GENIUS ENDORSES BARACK OBAMA
Critical endorsement set to attract millions of supporters to the Presidential hopeful

Boy Genius (D) on the receiving end of thunderous applause of a capacity crowd in Gaithersburg

By Art Vandelay
Gaithersburg Gazette Staff Writer
Friday, February 8, 2008; Page A01


GAITHERSBURG, MARYLAND


On the day Senator Hillary Clinton announced that her campaign is broke, and in need of more dirty cracker-ass-cracker cheddar to keep her evil scheming going, Chocolate-face Senator Barack Obama picked up a vital endorsement, and couldn't have come at a better time. With the "Potomac Primaries" on the horizon, when the Chesapeake region of Murrr-land, Washington D.C. aka Chocolate City, and Virginia (Where ain't shit to do but cook / Pack it up, sell it triple-price, fuck the books / Where we re-up, re-locate, re-off them brooks / So when we pull up, it ain't shit to do but look) all take the ballot booths, the highest ranked democratic official in the region decided to help a brother out. At a rally held at Fields Road Elementary School in Gaithersburg, Maryland, Barack Obama was joined on stage by Paul Hahn (D) aka Boy Genius, the Mayor of Gaithersburg. Among the thousands who showed up in the gym were fellow Gaithersburgian and Olympic gold medalist Dominique Dawes, NBA star Steve Blake, area druglord Proposition Joe and lieutenant Slim Charles, and former WWF manager icon, Mister Fuji. In between sips of Hennesey & Coke, The Mayor issued a brief, yet strong message.

Don't be a racialist. Vote for Barack Obama, bitches. To my fellow Korean-Americans, Barack Obama is the closest we are ever gonna get to a Korean President, so don't fuck this up! Hey Hillary, where's your money now? YAHHHHH, TRICK, YAHHHHHHHHH!!!! See ya Mitt Romney! - Take that, Take that, Take that! Shout out to James Lizmi and Stephan Nolan Jakubowics!! What up Ted Kennedy! I see you playa! G-BURG, BITCH!!!