dikembe mutombo is 41.
he had 13 rebounds and 4 blocks in a little over17 minutes tonite.
go mutombo!

Here's the special picks for February's extra bonus day.

the latest joints from WESC

The highly entertaining Soundwagon Portable Record Player

my new friend, the M-Audio KeyRig 49 USB Keyboard

and this hardcover special issue of Swindle Issue #14 (Barry McGee, Dalek)

Until the next four years....

thanks to frogman
for introducing me to
tang of the moment,
cat power

Tune in to MTV today (2/28) at 3:30 EST to check our girl Kid Sister doing it extra big as part of TRL's "Spankin New Ladies Week." We went down to Times Square to film it yesterday (Side note - what the heck is Toby up to these days?) as part of a whirlwind promo run that also included stops to see early supporters DJ Enuff at Hot 97 and Cipha Sounds at Sirius/Shade 45. In the Sirius offices they have this wall everyone signs with a marker. These were our two favorites.

ROB SWIFT & THE GASLAMP KILLER AT 205 CHRYSTIE NYC TONIGHT ...
ITS FREE AND IM GOING TO BE PLAYIN
NORWEIGAN BLACK METAL ALL NIGHT LONG!
DONT MISS THIS SHIT!
OR YOUR HEADS MIGHT EXPLODE LIKE THIS GUY!

When I'm not beat juggling doubles of $100 rare psyche records, I'm listening to:

The Moments
Baby I Want You / Pray For Me 7" "

Sebastien Tellier
Sexuality LP

Windsurf
Windsurf EP

Mr. Moxie
Run Disco Run 12"

Also, peep the more dapper side of Obey

and new shirts and hoodie from Fresh Jive

And if you're into graf and characters, you might want to check the
Street Sketchbook

and this is what I call a portfolio...
Glen E. Friedman's Fuck You Heroes

Enjoy the selections...

photos from the archives of Frogman

JEMZ' PARALLEL UNIVERSE 1.0

*shout to Frogman & Pops for the research...

DJ FUNK & DJ SEGA THIS FRIDAY LOS ANGELES!!!

Also Dave your bugging, Beyonce is knocking Hoffman out of the park...

BREAKING NEWS:
Exclusive Image Obtained From Boy Genius / Turntable Lab

Maybe in the world you live in...

but not in ours...

It can get pretty weird in LA come Oscar week. All the hot spots are rented out for studio parties, traffic is fucked cause limo caravans shut down roads, and 2 time Oscar Winner (plus several more nominated) strolls in the Lab with his son to scoop up TTL essentials (like the Gina Turner "White Panties" CD - really, he bought one!).

To the Annex, nothing but love, but this kinda trumps the Beyonce sighting.

this makes me so happy you have no idea

i love sluttt

Good Monday my fellow Americans and Freedom lovers across the globe.

Let's take some collective time off on this Monday for remembrance of a few things. First, for my brother, and the other Croissant-eating, Sex Fabregas-sexual fantasy-having, Hleb-jersey wearing Arsenal fans out there... this was one of the most disgusting sports-related injuries EVER. and no, there is no censorship or proper warning, take this shit like a man. And yes, that is bone.

More importantly, lets all bow our heads and give a moment of silence to a great Hero who fell victim to a vicious murder on the west side of Baltimore today. Rest In Peace.

We'll Always Love Omar Little

Last but not least, let's all remember the fall of a great politician who will forever will be remembered in the campaign race of '08 with this huge smile that screams "Damn you Barack Obama, you are so fucking good, you turned my terrible pre-constructed line that was supposed to spark my campaign as a last ditch effort by calling your movement "Change You Can Xerox" against me and referring to me engaging in "Silly Season" in Washington. Damn, I'm fucked."

count & sinden f. kid sister "beeper" video

When I'm not having an intern ped egg my bunions, I'm listening to...

Kazey & Bulldog
Dirty Wheels (Baltimore) EP

Beyond Hamsterdam: Baltimore Tracks from The Wire CD

Jokers Of The Scene
Y'all Know The Name (Flosstradamus) 12"

Top Billin
Tales From Top Billin Vol.1 (Bmore) Digi-EP

(If you ever danced to this shit drunk, just imagine what happens when your Chikey with Cobra Snake around)

also, can't forget KING STAMPEDE

and the spring line from ENJOI

and the perfect gift for those that love to hate...
I Hate You Stamp Kit

stay tuned for more surprises...

My man DJ Grocery is spinning a night at a club opened up by rapster Nelly, St. Louis Ram Marshall Faulk, and b-baller Darius Miles. This is the kind of celebrating that goes down when Nelly's in the club AKA the best birthday cake you could possibly imagine for yourself and all your best friends fucking sucks in comparison.

it's been a while since i spooge-blogged about Arsenal,
but it's Champions League knock-out stage time again.

yesterday's game verses AC Milan was riveting... Tyree helmet catch and cupcake dunk aside, there's nothing as CONTINUALLY exhilarating as a heavyweight CL club match. The talent is ridiculous (modern day mercenary system), there's no stoppage of play, and with the world's best finishers like Kaka and Adebayor a goal can be formed from nothing. Not to mention the midfield playmakers and enforcers... Pirlo (whom I'll address later) vs. Cesc? Gattuso vs. Gattuso 2.0 (Flamini)?

some observations from the game:

1) Pirlo is one of my favorite players, but he was dominated last night. I've never seen him needlessly give up the ball so many times. The speed and ball-winning determination of Cesc, Hleb, and Flamini definitely had him shook... he's definitely gonna bounce back in the second leg.

2) Flamini is freaking world class. He dominated the midfield and outshined his nicknamesake. His defensive midfield play is only rivaled by Mascherano right now in the Premiership... but Matthieu is a much better offensive player. I was definitely not a buyer in previous years, but he's quickly becoming my favorite Arsenal player to watch. His trackback coverage is awesome.

3) Adebayor. Seriously, this guy is next Drogba. His manner on the field is much like Drogba's. He's not afraid to show his playful side during games, but when the ball is coming his way, he transforms into The Predator. AC Milan's players showed nothing but respect for him all game. And the missed goal at the end? Check the picture above, that's what might have caused it. Also his ball-holding skills are not mentioned enough, he continually takes passes with 2 guys on him, holds and distributes.

4) Clichy and Sagna totally dominated the wings on both sides. I love Sagna's first touch, mid-trajectory curling crosses and Clichy's teleportation runs down the left side. AC Milan had no steady answer or defense for these two. Quick, skilled wing backs are going to change the game (as more are discovered), another mark Wenger will leave on the game... (and they won't be so cheap after this season).

I guess no EPL team has won at the San Siro, so boys are up for a big challenge.

one of the best games ever?

New Lab Radio!
Get lost in a smooth blend of new Dance, Funk, Disco and more. Keep an eye out for the surprises: New Blackjoy edit, some special picks from Snack's crates, and the jackin' sound of James Cotton(Dabrye). Gyeah!

Bas Rutten is a former Dutch kickboxing champion and King of Pancrase. A knee injury put him permanently out of circulation a couple years back; now he mostly spends his days training other fighters (such as Kimbo Slice), doing color commentary on HDNet and breaking the limbs of people who speak ill of his wife.

Producto Picks: A Good Combination

Aeroplane - Pacific Air Race 12"

Clark - Ted EP

Booka Shade

Balearic Biscuits CD

Sounds Superb, Vol.2 (Inflagranti) EP

Vestax
PMC-05PROIIIDX Mixer

Vestax
VCI-100 USB MIDI Controller w/ Traktor LE Software

WESC
Street Headphones - Dark Shadow

Os Gemeos
The Flowers In This Garden Were Planted By My Grandparents Book

Stay solid.

It truly gets better and better every time I watch it.

Happy Birthday Dr. Dre

Dre Day is tonight at 205 in NYC, and then Friday in Minneapolis.
I've been to a lot of parties in nyc, and I've only seen a 40oz open bar happen once in BK, among other things. To get in you should rsvp here.
Other heros of mine who wear all black: Michael Knight, Jandek, Johnny Cash.

PS...

We are selling pre-sale tickets here at the LA Store for Craze's Bass Sessions.

BUT!!! CHECK THIS OUT! We are giving away two pairs of free tickets To the show to the first 2 people that can come in and answer our trivia question correctly

You should come to this, ill line up, including my lovely boyfriend Dan Oh. I will also be doing interviews with all the djs there for Mix Revolution. ... So you can look forward to seeing my horrible interview skills on video.

Also, the cover art for Craze's new Fabric looks so dope....It def. sounds dope too. I can't wait til March

this is brilliant.

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Dre Day is just around the corner. For the past five years, Minneapolitans have celebrated the career and birthday of one of the greatest hip hop producers of all time. This year we're moving the party to a larger venue and branching out to let NYC get in on the celebration. Don't miss out on a chance to hear all the NWA classics, the World Class Wrecking Cru electro jams, and all the Mary J / Nate Dogg club bangers.

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 18
at 205 in New York City:

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 22
at First Avenue mainroom in Minneapolis:

dude, "the superbowl shuffle" has nothing on this beast of a tune.

literally crying laughing right now.

also, greatest album cover in the world? right here...

its apparently a metal band, too. figure THAT one out!

Last Sunday Pube$ and I repped SUDDEN DEATH with a PODCAST for our boy's Ty G and Max over at HVW8.

There will be more repping this Friday at BIG FUN MEETS SUDDEN DEATH!!!

1049 E. 32nd St
(Btw. S. Central Ave & Wadsworth Ave)
Downtown LA 90011
10pm-Late | $10 | 21+

If you got a girl, treat her right everyday, but especially today or else you'll lose at least 50 BF points. And if you're a lady, please excuse the behavior of my fellow dudes. We really don't mean to scare you off with sports, record nerdus, or drooling over what some people refer to as "tang." Without you girls, we would be empty poor souls. Here's my picks for that special someone...

MFSB - Love Is The Message

Cosmo Love Break #1 & #2

Lomo Diana + Camera

Wesc Pink Headphones

Neoprene Sleeve - Pink

Love Saves The Day

Sincerely,

Introducing...KID CUDI

We just released Kid Cudi's debut single "Day 'N' Nite" on Fool's Gold, so why not take a minute to let the denizens of the Labcabin get to know dude a little better?

Born and raised in Cleveland, currently residing in BK, crazy melodic flow... The stuff Cudi's been hitting us with for his forthcoming Man On The Moon LP goes everywhere from double time raps over soul samples ("Underdog") to dreamy, "Sensual Seduction"-type club bangers ("Superboo") but "Day 'N' Nite" is a perfect introduction to where his head is at. Dude killed his guest spots on the Fool's Gold tour (including an impromptu performance at the Lab LA store) and our NYC holiday jumpoff with 10.Deep, so we're obviously psyched for more. Stay tuned...

http://www.myspace.com/kidcudi

So I went to Brazil to Dj on a cruise ship in December. It was pretty cheese, but they did put my pic on the front of the ship's daily news letter which was in all 3000 cabins.

On the last night they had a "white" party, and everyone wore masks. I dj'ed up in the ship's club, after this local cover band sang by the pool. I was late to start dj'in in the club, due to the hypnotizing power of the dancer's booty i zoom in on...

After i got back to land, i had one day in Sao Paolo. My friend Jay owns the oldest hiphop vinyl record store in town, and he took me all over the city. Obrigado Jay!

On the last night, we went to a Baile Funk club. It was insane to hear that music on an amazing system, and have 700 people going nuts, all night, and singing along to every tune.

DJ Zackomaia is from Rio, so he's a legit Baile Funk Dj. This dude was murdering the CDJs, quick mixing tracks every 2 minute, singing on the mic, shouting out the crowd, chain smoking Marlboro Reds, and chugging Johnny Walker straight out of the bottle. He was psyched to know that people in NYC are playing Baile Funk, and wanted me to stay on stage next to him all night.

The girls were not like the models you see on postcards from beaches in Rio. These chicks were thick, wore the tightest gear imaginable, and could shake their asses like nothing i'd ever seen - not even in strip clubs. There would be groups of 4 or 5 girls, all grinding on each other. It was nuts. Here's the 2 hired dancers that came with DJ Zackomaia.
Watch closely for the rapid fire moves followed by the extra slow rotation at the end. Too good.

finally a real winter day in dumbo today... snowing and all.
hitting winter walls in the nyc...
been carrying around my camera, but nothing to take flicks of.
so i dug around the archives for some material:

this is on some hamburger eyes shit. this is moments before stony cutterina walked down the aisle. him and his brother look eerily the same... you almost don't even notice the clown in the middle...

an old school lab photo... this is when the entire office was hooked on the energy drink Bawls. Yas was hooked on milk of magnesia (too much pressure!)....

this is the giant crab they have in redondo beach california

another random... frogman's 2 fake fronts... i really like this pic cause it also has "ScanMaker 9600 XL" makin a cameo...

this is from a set of photos i never posted on the blog. me, jk, and gaslamp somehow ended up at a vaporizer party at well-known Hollywood hotel... full DJ setup, piles of reef on the table, full catered food table... i called the hotel a couple months later to ask if i could throw a party there, and they said they don't do that... must have be some serious grease getting tossed around.

this has been on the Lab site a couple times... b.genius with wizzle or whatever he calls himself these days... the reason i posted it... wayne giving it up to 81 ART MONK HOF... probably the most underrated player of all time... i want that jersey.

haven't laughed this hard in a while

This week, the music selection get lofty...

Check the groove on this Sparque record, too sexy...

And the midnight grooves on this Trus'me

Besides the club jams, check the disco side of this Sol Selectas

Also a heavy shipment from Obey,

and shirts, shorts, sweaters and jackets from DC.

Yes! Hamburger Eyes ' first book is finally here. The most on point "off-the-cuff" photos ever.

And if you ever want to reach international DJ status, you might want to get familiar with the Pioneer CDJ-400

It's gonna be a good week

instead of complaining about how long and mind-numbingly boring your posts are, hahn v2, here's a hint...

i will give you credit for calling your boy out on that haircut, though. shits be atrocious, guy!

53 Rally for Paul Hahn (D) aka Boy Genius on the Obama Campaign Trail

Mayor of Gaithersburg, Paul Hahn (D) aka Boy Genius, being introduced to the audience gathered for a Maryland for Obama rally held at O'Brien's Pit Barbeque in Rockville, Maryland. Representative Elijah Cummings (D-Md.), co-chairman of Obama's Maryland campaign, motivated Obama's supporters with a stirring speech, saying that Obama

"was told so many times, 'How dare you hope,' but he hoped anyway. Never did I dream in my lifetime that I would see a Barack Obama, an African-American, or a Paul Hahn, half-Korean half-Sexy, emerge to tell us what we could be as opposed to telling us what we can't be."

Hello all my Boy Genius Bloggermaniacs, my MySpace gets flooded by your fanmail, craving more and more B. Gizzle posting to save them from the horrendous posting done by most on Turntable Lab's Blog. Can anybody post without posting either 1) a youtube, with absolutely no comments by the poster, 2) another horrendous looking party flyer, or 3) shameless product plug-ins (besides Azaleas, New York's premiere women's boutique, conveniently located in the posh lower-east side, find out all about the Valentine's specials online at azaleasnyc.com).

Hey Minimal man, ready for a mile-long post again bitch?

Is it just me, or does shit like this make you SOO nervous?? Hello, this is a Black man about to become President of the US and A... let's give him a lil bit of protection please??

To my fellow chinky-eyed asian brethren who support Mike Huckabee... How could you? Don't disgrace us, didn't I say Barack is the closest to an Asian President we will ever get?

To anybody who can.... go see Obama speak. He makes grown people cry, like the Washington Redskins.

Speaking of the Redskins... THANK GOD WE DIDN'T HIRE THIS MAN:
"Hey Jim... what do you have to say now that you were dissed by Dan Snyder & The Redskins?"

Congratulations to two of the Greatest of ALL Time

Art Monk + Darrell Green
Hall of Fame – Class of 2008

FEAR JAMES GIST

Lets keep it local...
Unlike my friend James Lizmi's boy, Greivis Vasquez, this man James Gist is a baller. Ps - look at those beautiful fucking gold jerseys(!)

Time for Boy Genius' Award for MOST PIMPIN':

Richard Hamilton says 'Fuck yo' racist-ass dress-code David Stern! Imma still pimp!!'

And time for Boy Genius' Award for MOST HOMOSEXUAL:

I guess a stint in a New York City jail turned one of my best friends gay. Hence, one of the worst haircuts in 2008. Sorry to call you out to hundreds of thousands, Kristian Almgren, but it had to be done.

NEW LAB LA RADIO!!!

Well it took months of negotiating with "dj agents," sneaker and shampoo sponsors and even someone's Aunt but I finally locked down the infamous ROCTAKON to come thru for a radio session.

Initially we were just gonna talk shit and play a couple records, than Roc stopped by Starbucks and ordered (no exaggeration) 8 shots of espresso over ice! Next thing you know he's in the “zone” and I can’t get him off the turntables after two hours (we actually got in trouble with Haul’s girl cause his dinner was getting cold). Not sure what my favorite part was, the disco doubles? the acapella reworks? or the 909 snares looped till you go bananas?

We all knew Andy was gonna come along and raise the stakes, but damn! I really thought the interview was gonna be a hate fest, but he was so high off his mix hating on other folks just seemed like a waste of time. Mike B did just aim me saying it was “a meeting of the assholes,” so we got that going for us.

So here it is the official ROCTAKON addition of TTLAB LA RADIO. Enjoy and pay attention!

LOS ANGELES... NOW YOU CAN FINALLY SEE ROCTAKON AND LLOYD-SKI LIVE ON THE ROTARY MIXER!!! THIS FRIDAY!!!

featuring: roctakon lloyd-ski blu jemz dj pube$ mike b staccato cosmic kids

RSVP TO: TELLMEWHERE//AT//MEANREDPRODUCTIONS.COM FOR ADDRESS, WERE GOING LATE!!!

BIG SHOUT TO VGRNTS FOR THE FLYER, YOU'RE ONE OF MY FAVORITE YOUNG PADEWONS....

we've (or i've) teamed up with east village lingerie boutique Azaleas
to give all the blog readers the Valentines Day Hookup.
just go to the store, pick something out for your tang,
and mention to "turntable lab discount" and get 20% off...

mind you, this isn't a place to pick up a 19.99 bra + panties set,
you'll have to drop at least a 50 spot, ya cheap bastards...

i asked the girls at azaleas what dudes most look for on this most fabricated holiday
and the resounding response is "black" or "see-through"
my pick as well...

check out some of the goods

AZALEAS NYC
223 East 10th Street (between 1st + 2nd ave)
New York, NY 10003
212-253-5484
Monday - Saturday: 12-8PM
Sunday: 12-6PM

ps. this is for real.

Elle invited me to this crazy fashion party last week. She couldn't believe they let me in, after four of her hot girlfriends got the French denial.

I can't believe i actually made it on to the cobra snake blog. Admittedly, i just spent an hour here at the store , searching numerous blog sites and pics til i found myself

yep, that's me in the corner smiling cause i still can't believe they let me in. oh yeah, and Elle killed that shit

mike b rules.
and his new mixtape is pretty bananas.
.

New Lab Radio! This time, Snack and I decided to bench the mp3's and said what the hell - All Vinyl!
Take a trip through this episode's prime selects...

BREAKING NEWS: BOY GENIUS ENDORSES BARACK OBAMA
Critical endorsement set to attract millions of supporters to the Presidential hopeful

Boy Genius (D) on the receiving end of thunderous applause of a capacity crowd in Gaithersburg

By Art Vandelay
Gaithersburg Gazette Staff Writer
Friday, February 8, 2008; Page A01


GAITHERSBURG, MARYLAND


On the day Senator Hillary Clinton announced that her campaign is broke, and in need of more dirty cracker-ass-cracker cheddar to keep her evil scheming going, Chocolate-face Senator Barack Obama picked up a vital endorsement, and couldn't have come at a better time. With the "Potomac Primaries" on the horizon, when the Chesapeake region of Murrr-land, Washington D.C. aka Chocolate City, and Virginia (Where ain't shit to do but cook / Pack it up, sell it triple-price, fuck the books / Where we re-up, re-locate, re-off them brooks / So when we pull up, it ain't shit to do but look) all take the ballot booths, the highest ranked democratic official in the region decided to help a brother out. At a rally held at Fields Road Elementary School in Gaithersburg, Maryland, Barack Obama was joined on stage by Paul Hahn (D) aka Boy Genius, the Mayor of Gaithersburg. Among the thousands who showed up in the gym were fellow Gaithersburgian and Olympic gold medalist Dominique Dawes, NBA star Steve Blake, area druglord Proposition Joe and lieutenant Slim Charles, and former WWF manager icon, Mister Fuji. In between sips of Hennesey & Coke, The Mayor issued a brief, yet strong message.

Don't be a racialist. Vote for Barack Obama, bitches. To my fellow Korean-Americans, Barack Obama is the closest we are ever gonna get to a Korean President, so don't fuck this up! Hey Hillary, where's your money now? YAHHHHH, TRICK, YAHHHHHHHHH!!!! See ya Mitt Romney! - Take that, Take that, Take that! Shout out to James Lizmi and Stephan Nolan Jakubowics!! What up Ted Kennedy! I see you playa! G-BURG, BITCH!!!

Sorry Cosmo...

I have to admit, I was kinda suspect listening to James explain the "wrestling" idea last night, but all the new enthusiasm has me pumped! Can someone please start a bracket? Also, you won't want to miss this if you're in NYC this Friday:

...yes, Newcleus will be performing live.

in preparation for the arm wrestling tourney, jemz suggested lloyd and I take a greyhound from nyc to austin, but i figure we should up it and ride in one of these. see you on the highway!

Went by The Rub at 3:30am on Saturday to see the Fam. After the lights went on I (being drunk of course) challenged Cosmo to an arm wrestling match. (Rogain I may be in need of some sponsorship soon)

Guess who won?

All 40 people there were routing for Cosmo because let’s face it I’m an ASSHOLE. The entire room went silent when I took him down (fuck it I’m gonna be the Tony Clifton of this shit). But Cos is my Second Brother, nothing could come between us….

It got me thinking. This year at SXSW I will be hosting BLU JEMZ’S 1st ANNUAL DJ ARM WRESTLING TOURNAMENT in my hotel room. So start training suckers! More details to come….

*thx to MORSY for the flicks

PS. Klever & Contra you want a rematch? Now you know where to find me!

The Rub presents Hip-Hop History on Brooklyn Radio! Every week we bring you a two hour mix of our favorite rap records from a specific year - this week we're up to 1994. Mixed by Cosmo, Eleven & Ayres.

Stream and get tracklists at BrooklynRadio.net
Download or Podcast at http://feeds.feedburner.com/the-rub
Get the archives (1979 - 1989) at The Rub website

And here is a written interview we did with Brooklyn Radio about the series: Interview

here's one from each side of the politically correct fence.

its been a slow work week for the minimal man, if you couldn't tell...

OKAY. I KNOW I HAVE BEEN POSTING SOME SILLY SHIT...
BUT THIS GUY SHOULD BE ON CABLE EVERY DAY FOR THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD TO CONSUME.

I Love it when this crew links up.
this thursday, there will be trouble...

sshhh....(free rum 10-12)

get it get it

GO VOTE TODAY, bitches.

i'm not big up on the soccer shit like you are, hahnman, but fucking christ...this is damn impressive. this is like the matrix of the soccer world in my eyes.

check out this short bike polo documentary
featuring lab's own P-Gorgeous... who apparently is the best the bike polo player in NYC?!
the beast! also check his welding skills (he makes the trophies for the events)...

Click for full size...

even though this is super old, i still have to watch it at least once every 6 months.....

me and boy genius were talking about the wire, particularly Slim Charles and his Go-Go connection. he's been dropping wire references in his songs for a while... old news for the wire fanatics and mid-atlantic dwellers. we were more interested in him still giving it up for Madness Gear.

"Universal Madness opened in 1985 and was the first major black owned t-shirt line in DC. In the past, their clothes were carried in a variety of stores, including Foot Locker, Nordstroms, and JC Penney. Now, you have to go to their Georgia Avenue store to purchase their designs (although additional stores will be opening soon). The store's shirts, jeans, jackets, and jumpsuits all include a slick Universal Madness stamp. Wear something from Universal Madness to show off your of love DC creativity with style."

I've never owned a piece of Madness gear (Boy Genius swears he had a Madness lanyard in middle school, but I've never seen it)... but after seeing this Madness commericial with NCAA champion, pro NBA baller, the BIRD-MAN TURTLE BOY, my dad drives to all my college games STEVE BLAKE... i might have to cop some Madness ...

pete, tony...

order a couple of these fuckers up. pro-squad could be so much more efficient. srsly. rikki said she wants one, too.

I LOVE THE WORD FUCK! WHO IS WITH ME?