above: Kevin Faulk levitates

San Diego Chargers - DO NOT FEEL BAD! You just got beat by the best team in NFL history. (And you still have a pretty dope theme song.) Now only two weeks til the Pats march down to Arizona or wherever and humble the New York Football Giants. I heard Belichick requested a Highlander-esque stipulation wherein he gets to behead Tom Coughlin at midfield and absorb his powers if (when) New England wins.

Oh, and the Oscar goes to...