Basically my posts have been non-existent because I've been talking to girls and going out. I think I technically had a girlfriend for like a minute. FTY: NYU International Studies majors who do a lot of coke are trouble... stay away.

I think I might be into older hipster women now. I don't know, this is a feeling I've been dealing with as of late but I think I'm going to go with it. Basically if you're between 27 and 34 and like Siouxsie and the Banshee and are into the visual arts (excluding ceramics) I might want to holler. Get at me.

Anyways...

I went to the loft party where Lloyd was DJing at last Saturday. It was pretty awesome i.e. ladies everywhere dressed in prom attire. Incidentally this was a prom themed party held after some bike race. Some dude showed up naked with a car bumper... I didn't catch his story. I was just starting to mingle when the cops busted in and confiscated P-Gorgeous' ID. Shatterfest.

I ride a bicycle now and it's pretty awesome. It's one of P-Gorgeous' old Schwinns that was being kept in our clothing room. Out of all the bicycle riders I know Gonz and P-Gorgeous are the elite of elite bike dudes. Their rides are pretty serious.

As always: kind of joking but mostly serious,
David Pitts

P.S. I need to implement the phrase "girl I want to break you off" into my vocabulary and be able to say it with passion.

PP.S. A bit late I know but here's my 4/4 garage edit of "Throw Some D's:" Dr. Pitts "Throwin Crazy D's" You know this shit is big when PH is playing this non stop in the office all day. I was going for ironic yet playful.