to continue the spirit of Pauls attempted robbery, my digital camera was just stolen from the venue where I built this indoor golf course. Its not that big a deal, BUT, it was at this event, for golf types/yuppies/wall street coke heads/corporate climbin snivilin asswipes, and the camera was crispy new (canon sd 600), full with a gig of new photos, i put it down for a minute, and some douche stole it! Is he now sitting in his cubicle like "heh, i'm awesome?" It took me about 20 minutes to get over it, i walked around in circles, and then went home. But the funs not over yet. I board the A train, put on the headphones, and zone out. wait- is the guy next to me really READING a porn? full color, on a full train? I start laughing, then on lookers start looking at me and laughing. but i should chill cause he's probably a crackhead. But I figure its now or never to get a flick. hey, wait I've got a camera on my phone! and i dont know how to use it! So I stand up, secretly point it at porno man, and it makes a loud simulated shutter "KA-KLICK!!!" Thanks Verizon! Long story short-people started leaving their seats, I got the pic, and my man kept on reading. pic has to be coming soon.