This morning on AIM (screen names changed to protect the innocent):

Jasper (10:36:09 AM): hi
Jasper (10:36:31 AM): u male or female
Ayres (10:36:43 AM): ha ha. what's good?
Jasper (10:38:04 AM): no really much
Ayres (10:38:47 AM): we were out in LA and saw Tony, he said you're travelling a lot
Jasper (10:39:06 AM): ya true
Jasper (10:39:13 AM): when planning to come to india
Ayres (10:39:37 AM): 2018
Jasper (10:41:41 AM): gr88
Jasper (10:41:52 AM): i am coming to La in april
Ayres (10:42:27 AM): ****'s getting married! I had no idea until Tony told me.
Jasper (10:44:57 AM): mail me ur snaps at ar_pats@yahoo.com
Jasper (10:45:02 AM): its my new mail id
Ayres (10:45:37 AM): who is this?
Jasper (10:46:48 AM): what ya

The plot thickens.