Happy 25th Birthday Gilbert "Hibachi" Arenas.

Please dont call him "Agent Zero". Nobody in DC named him that, so please dont call him that. Also, vote for this motherfucker, this shits pathetic, easily the MVP so far, and isnt going to start for the garbage East!?! Anyways, Gilbert's 25th Bday Bash is the biggest party in DC this weekend, the hottest ticket in town. Dont believe me? Check out the invites....

The envelope containing the Arenas Express invite card.