The Dems are about to storm the House, and that's definitely a good thing (or at least a better thing than the GOP keeping their fat asses planted where they were). But the finest moment of Super Tuesday was when my home state of Massachusetts elected its first black governor. It's a good look on so many fronts -- you'll all find out what a retard our ex-governor Mitt Romney is when he runs for President in 2008 -- but given Boston's infamous reputation on all things racial, it really instilled an extra sense of hometown pride in me.

In even better news: PEACE, RUMMY!