We had the grand opening of the art gallery in the front of our new studio last night in Minneapolis. Off the chandeliers. Group art show, live music, B.Y.O.Shirt live screnprinting (sorry - no all-over print hoodies), and closed it off with a dance party. Hot shit.

Induce introduced me to his boy who makes the coolest elfin costumes.
check out his site, and if you email him, tell him Abraham sent you....

eatin good,
shady dude

Drunk off koala blood and cavorting with lusty Australian beezies.

P.S. WHAT TIME IS IT THERE??

LLOYDSKI? WHO?....

SON...IF YOU DONT ALREADY KNOW HANG IT UP. ITS A WRAP FOR YOU. CLOCK OUT. YOURE PUNCHING A BRICKWALL. YOURE LIKE CANADA TO ME RIGHT NOW. IM THE MAGNA CUM LAUDE OF THIS SHIT. WHEN I GROW MY HAIR LONG SO DOES AFRICA. DID I MENTION IM WAY BETTER THEN YOUR FAVORITE DJ? NIGGAS KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS SON. PETE'S ALL LIKE, "WHY DONT YOU BLOG, YOU REALLY SHOULD BLOG, IT'D BE GREAT!?" NIGGA PETE, IM TOO BUSY MAKING BLACK PEOPLE LOOK GOOD, FEEDING MY KIDS AND PUTTING RIMS ON THE MIATA. FEEL ME? DONT EXPECT SPORTS TALK, HOODIES OR HOW I SPENT MY LONELY WEEKEND. FUCK THAT! THERES NOTHING BUT RAW FACTS HERE. FIRE TO KEEP YOU WARM ALL WINTER. THIS IS "LLOYDS CORNER" WHERE WHAT I THINK MATTERS MOST. IF SOMETHINGS IMPORTANT, ITS CUS I SAY SO. IF ITS NEWS WORTHY, ITS BECAUSE IT HAPPENED TO ME. FOR NOW I LEAVE YOU WITH THIS. A SMALL PORTION OF WHATS TO COME. MY FIRST ENTRY IS CALLED. "THINGS I DID FIRST"

"THINGS I DID FIRST" BY LLOYD DICKY HARRIS

1. EVERYTHING YOU EVER THOUGHT OF...ONLY BETTER!

ALWAYS,
UNEMPLOYED LLOYD

PS. DID I MENTION IM WAY BETTER THEN YOUR FAVORITE DJ?
PPS. EVERY ENTRY IS GONNA HAVE A PICTURE OF ME ON IT...GET USED TO THE FACE.
PPPS. DEAL WITH IT!

MIGHT PUT AWAY THE WOOD AND GIVE YOU THE MOUSTACHE.

Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, Colin Farrell ... and Screech? If an alleged new sex tape is any indication, Dustin Diamond (aka Screech Powers from the classic sitcom "Saved By The Bell") isn't just a threesome-loving stud -- he gets down and dirty (and we mean dirty) with his hoochies.

TMZ has learned that a tape involving Diamond – who recently proclaimed to the world that he was completely broke – has allegedly surfaced in which the former TV star cavorts with two unidentified women. And even more shocking is an act that Diamond engages in with the women which involves bodily excretions and moustache-painting, known in sexual vernacular as the "Dirty Sanchez." TMZ learned of the allegation yesterday night, and called Screech's reps, who did not immediately return our calls.

Rush & Molloy report this morning that the tape is in the hands of Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered other such celeb-skin deals, and that Schmidt is shopping the digital video tape around to Hustler and Vivid Video, among other outlets.

It might not exactly be Oscar-caliber work, but Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, seems to be at least a little happy about the development for his client. "Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings," says Paul, who says he hasn't seen the tape.

Come out to the LA store this FRIDAY for a Vestax clinic by D-Styles and crew
(Mr Henshaw, Ruthless, Etronik - DMC 2006 US Supremacy champ). They will
be performing and demonstrating all the new Vestax gear. Plus we got tons of
giveaways (free Handytrax!) and one day specials on all Vestax equipment.

Turntable Lab Los Angeles
424 1/2 N. Fairfax Ave
323 782 3975

GET ON THE BANDWAGON.
please. maybe it will stop them losing all these meaningless games.
it's starting to get depressing / worrying. I know they don't matter
but shit..... not a good look for heading into the playoffs.

also, my fellow Mets geek Monk wanted me to share some older,
better Mets songs with the populance (84 joint is kinda hot):
1963 Meet The Mets
1984 Meet The Mets

UPDATE:
Shamed Mets fan Frogman wasn't aware that this shirt is actually based on the shirts that the 86 Mets wore on the cover of their "Super Bowl Shuffle" -ish playoff rap "Let's Get Metsmerized." Monk sent me an image of the 12 last night, then CI informed us of the presence on the ... but we haven't been able to dig up an audio link or buy it on ebay (yet).
No Mas blog

next in the Money Studies mix series.
rough artwork...

i think madden is beezlebub.
hide the children.

got this email from my brother this morning.
I think he's 100% serious.

Heres some exciting news: I just had a couple teeth removed, didn't follow the post surgery instructions, went into shock and just about bled to death! This is 2 days after so the swelling has gone down a bit; looked like I was in a car wreck the first day. Hurt like hell but I'm thrilled to be rid of these dam rotten things.

The best part is I just found a home kit on the internet for cloning & growing your own teeth. We'll eventually remove all my teeth, replacing them with new, fresh grown ones. They should be ready in 4 to 5 years according to the instructions. Its comforting to know modern medicine will now reward countless years of dental neglect with brand new teeth instead of intrusive fillings. Thanks sceince! No more time wasted with old fashioned brushing & flossing. Can't wait to watch the new teeth grow. I just need an embreyo and couple other things I have to order from Germany and I can get started. Anyways, I'm recovering just fine.

The Alumni starts here. The Prince Lloydski himself "turned Pro," last summer.
Yeah, Boyee!!!! That's what's up!

P-Gorgeous has moved onto much bigger and better things after
slaving at the Lab FOREVER!!!!

And we have NO need to show you what mischief Mr. Michna has been up to as of lately....
.'Nuff said for now, Bitches! See Y'all on the flip.

that song rules.

Caught this song in a cab last night. Mets are definitely going all the way.

this might be the craziest youtube video i've ever seen.
from lords of apathy

Public use of public water. Enjoy your weekend.

shout to shipset.
shout to cormac mcCarthy.
shout to kay slay, who was eating a roastbeef sandwich on the air tonight, with some chips and some little can sodas. who's realer? same airhorns, same "the drama king is in the building" drop...same shouts to those locked up. same exclusive papoose. he just does what he does. it's kind of pure and determined. almost real radio. talking about who's in his "top 8" on myspace. totally lost me.

if rave comes back, Sizzy's got what you need. Jemz is on it too, i can feeeeel it. Xanny!!!!!
Ro, do me a favor and burn some new shit for me. don't tell pete.

So the rave in Budapest went pretty well

I heard the new rule at raves is "vinyl only"

Got to spin with Andrea Parker

She destroyed it as usual... and then signed 16 autographs

The side room was a dungeon on some M.A.S.K. shit

And Sofia Coppolas cousin was there! Tried to tell her about the "afterparty".. but that didn't happen

Luckily we left saturday before the riots. (Imagine Bush said: "We lied Morning Day and Night!")

Shipset up in this bitch now! Hmmmmmmmmm....Say what?

sorry for all the easy way out youtubing, but this is so thematically correct.
would be really sad if it didnt look like he was having so much damn fun.

george bush doesn't like Venezuelan people...
and he smells like sulfur...

Oh motherfuck! Gaslamp Killer's on here? 619 till the sunset collapse...

the last one if you really know whats really...

The caps lock is the new big thing and well so is this:

I AM ONE OF THE NEW GUYS HERE @ TURNTABLE LAB LOS ANGELES & I HAVE NOT BEEN BROKEN IN ON THIS BLOG SHIT YET...
JASPER & PETE SAID THEY WOULD FIRE ME IF I DID NOT POST THIS TODAY... SO HERE WE GO...

YES. When you said "let's get back to what's real" this is kinda the first thing that came to mind.

This is a letdown though.

TRIUMPHANT
RETURN OF
WEIRD AL!!
all of my action figures are cherry...

way too much "street wear" + music talk right now.
let's get back to what's real

I need to be a more positive influence on those around me. I get it, but seriously, it’s not that I’m ever in a bad mood I just speak in irony all the time.

Oh and by the way, 2007 is all about mixing movie soundtracks now not rave.

Check my Steve Miller / Jay-Z mix coming out next month.

Can someone make me a Rush mixtape?

Serious, Semi-Serious, Joke, Serious

Oh, and Jaspers Anchorman reference a few posts back was great.

About the last post, I apologize for hating, just got worked up talking to Josh from 10 Deep about this streetwear craze and the illogical behavoir it creates (sorry nigo, please don't send the Apes!). on the lighter side of things, the Diner Old Boys have made it to the semi-finals of the playoffs. P-Gorgeous is notorious for playoff intensity, best demonstrated in our historical brawl with Chinatown United from 2 years ago. I almost got attacked by a Bolo lookalike on the sidelines and I swear they pulled out $5 canal street switchblades. anyway, playing late night soccer can't be beat. our opposition didn't show, so we ended up scrimmaging until 11pm.

congrats to Todd, who had his first kid, Robinson. he told me the birth was like a nyc movie, getting stuck in crosstown traffic on the way to the hospital, trying to move traffic, and people peeking in and pointing fingers. on the subject of soccer, Arsenal beat United this weekend in a most entertaining and mercurial paced match. Rosicky is quickly becoming one of my favorites.

finally caught up on some tivo yesterday and checked out the MTV music awards. did anyone see that Pharrell brought Nigo along? (funny, when searching for this pic, one of the taglines was "Is Pharrell dating Nigo?). I hate to criticize people and their style, but this dude is too comical. if you're going to wear chains that big, lift some weights. Dude looks like he's going to fall over. I'm not talking about heavy weights, maybe some protein shakes and calisthenics? How old is this guy? How does he justify dropping that much on something so ridiculous? Does it represent his triumph of overcoming the odds and rising from the projects? I'm definitely getting jumped by some kids wearing SBs and all-over prints tonight. oh yeah, nice neon dog crotch print jean shorts.

In other news, graf vilgilante, Banksy, has got the LA media eating out the palm of his hand. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie help open his exhibit, "Barely Legal".

1st, I am really really feeling the RAVE shit right now... Ive been reaching out to some people trying to get a good throw back rave mix into the lab, no luck so far tho.....

ANYWAY,
MY MAN.... YOUR FIRST BLOG POST SAID
"FOOTBALL AND TANG"
THAT KINDA PUTS YOU IN THE "WORST DUDE EVER" CATAGORY FROM THE JUMP, AND YOU KINDA KILLED IT WITH THAT LAST POST UNTILL THE "DO AN OLLIE" THING AND WE WERE ALL REMINDED THAT YOU ARE STILL A LAME JOCK........
ITS GONNA TAKE MORE THAN ONE GOOD POST TO COME BACK FROM THAT SHIT, BUT IF I WORE A HAT ID STILL TIP IT TO YOU............THERE MAY BE HOPE FOR YOU YET..............

FUCKING JOCK.....

OH YEA

If the highlight of my week was free Who records I seriously consider blowing my fucking brains out............

There are tar pits down the road from my apartment. They have excavated human bones in the past. Intense!

since everybody seems to be in such a good mood (even you Pitts, I sensed a little happiness buried in there dude), I thought we could all use a re-up on the funniest thing of all time. I love this dude.

Pitts,
I Agree.

the blog is extra-classic right now.
that picture of Nacho Neil is so priceless, it's worth another post. look at his face and that pose, and wtf is he buying? Neil, we've been friends for a long time man, we're there for you...
and finally, we have someone to seriously battle the Roc. Willystyle killed it with that last post. Roc needs to step it up.

i must have not read that Vice article that said it's cool to wake up at 3pm.
dude, have fun now, cause if you're lucky you might be as big as DJ Skribble!
what club are you working tonight? have you ever noticed that all the douchebags
you're playing for are just like me? dude you work for us. if we didn't buy
bottles, you wouldn't have a job.
do an ollie for me.

Guess what office dickhead, I woke up at 3 pm today, you probably woke up at 6am and had to put on some shitty ill fitting suit from century 21 and go to your garbage financial job and sit at a desk for 12 hrs. Tonight im gonna go dj and turn down bitches that you would kill to have even think about talking to you........
Basically your life sucks dick compaired to mine........

So is the all over print the new flannel? I think it might be. Ah in a ten year span going from STP and Pearl Jam to E-40 and some other popular shit... it’s kinda silly if you think about it.

Fuck Baltimore club and freestyle. 2007 and 2008 is going to be all about RAVE CLASSICS. Seriously, I’ve been in Florida this week on vacation and have been spending a little time going through the stockpile of 90’s UK rave and Florida breaks I have at my parents house. Remember SL2’s “On a Ragga Trip” and Channel X’s “Rave The Rhythm?” Probably not unless you’ve been in the game for a bit or you have really good 90’s electronic music taste

T.V. rots your brain by the way. I’ve had a chance to watch a bit this week. Why are all the new girls on Laguna Beach busted? Should I even care?

Yeah, the beach sucks right now; I’ve gone a few times this week to see a bunch of dead fish. Thanks red tide.

My step-father, yes I am a product of divorce, finally gave in and let me have his The Who collection. This has probably been the high point of the week.

I’m kind of ready to go back to work now.

some random pics from my recent LA trip. went to the Natural Museum of History, and caught a glimpse of MEGAMOUTH. love that 70s style font on the signage, so effective. This thing was probably 5 foot long, the mouth opens up over a foot. awesome.

LA is so multicultural that A) they have billboards advertising Korean kimchee bowls and ramen in Hollywood. B) those same billboards are written in Spanish and target Mexicans. go figure.

my niece. so freaking cute.

a stop at Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles. yes, the place is really is red-lit. we went to the La Brea location. Fried chicken was alright, waffles were soggy, but for some reason, it just taste better here. check out the butter mound on the waffles... i was checking around and people were using all of it, that's like half a stick right there.

hey Roc,
i used to beat up kids like you in high school...
go ride your skateboard and practice your "scratchin"

back to business,
my Athena

so I went down to san diego last weekend (I think the original meaning of the name was "a whale's vagina") for the asr and agenda trade shows. I been hearing about asr since I was a 14 yr old Big Brother junkie, and expected full mayhem over there... I guess the years have made it a little tame, but me and Neil Nice did get to see some good skating on the demo ramp. Kareem Campbell, Jamie Storey, Robbie Ganjemi and a bunch of other pros Im too old to know were at the session, but the ramp got OWNED by this 3 ft high 8 year old blond kid who was landing like 5 foot airs back to back. He didnt win the high air comp, but Kareem gave him 50 anyway.

outside of the tradeshow this was the general look of the weekend. jemz was in rare form after coming to the party friday night straight from the airport (3 airplane drinks = 1/2 hour to set up serato). saturday night, we heard about a Vice party... in fucking Tijuana! That combination seemed way to good to pass up, so me and Nacho Neil started drinking at 4, doing the Pee Wee Herman Tequila dance and trying to convince other people to come with us. Those lucky suckers ended up being Josh and Scott from 10 Deep. Make a long story short, everybody was a little shook about going to TJ cause of all the stories people were feeding us (whatever you do, don't piss in the street! and no mixed drinks cuz of the ice cubes! money in your sock! etc), then the Vice party kinda sucked, then the strip club REALLY sucked (no nudity, $40 lapdances)... so we all went back. Neil stopped at the Pharmacia.

Then he got held up at the border. By the time he got through I was ready to piss my pants, so I ran to the parking lot and ducked behind an electric box, stepping straight into 3 foot of piss mud with my white rod lavers. Mesh mind you. Needless to say, they stayed at the border with my socks.

Our good friend Monk-One is on a west coast mini-tour!
Come out, dance + get sloppy with us.

Friday Sept 15
San Francisco
w/ guests Oneman, E's E, J-Boogie + Platurn
Poleng Lounge
1751 Fulton Ave @ Masonic
9pm-2am $10

Saturday Sept 16
Santa Monica
w/ Haul + Mason
Zanzibar
1301 5th Street (Clinton & Henry)
9pm-2am $10

Sunday Sept 17
Los Angeles
The Do-Over at Crane's Tavern
1611 El Centro (Sunset & Hollywood)
2pm-10pm FREE

tang of the moment
Eva Green, the new Bond Girl
if you like, check the shady look.

another good one

getting lucky,
Shady Dude

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going through some old blog posts...
shit is too funny...

josef muller-brockmann remixed
via some dude on our myspace page...

read of the moment: new autobiography from Dat Nguyen, the first NFL player of Vietnamese descent and recently retired Dallas Cowboy. Hate the Cowboys, but I gotta give this guy some respect. Undersized middle linebacker whose family came from Vietnam during the war and ended up in a immigrant camp in Texas. Somehow Dat climbed his way up Texas high school football, became one of Texas A&M's finest linebackers, and earned all-pro honors in the NFL. I am really curious to see how much shit he went through playing a sport that Asians are not associated with, and all the rascism that came along with it. I'm only a chapter into it (so far Dat's gotten a death threat letter from a redneck and his family escaped the communists by fishing boat to Thailand). the writing is kinda melodramatic and very pc, but the story makes up for it.

WuSSUp you Fiendz!!! 10 Deep chain gang hoodie Ya'll!! Ready to dent that paycheck?!? In fact, I know you are. Snack tells me that some colorways sold out before the daily even went up! Its a lab record!!! That means Ya'll were at your computers searching that shit like FEEENDZ to Crack! Sorry if you missed out, better luck next time, Sisssy! At least I, Corpse C'mishna, Got MINE!!! HYYEEEAAAHHH, CAckle, Cough!!!

Ian Dury



Electric Light Orchestra



Green Day circa Dookie/Insomniac



Second Femmes album



Second as-yet untitled album from The Flesh

Best Song of All Time



Armed Forces



Second Best Song of All Time



Everything else can eat shit

so I'm back from a week in LA. took the Jet Blue red-eye from Burbank which is definitely a scene. lots of fake boobage, celebrity wannabees, and c-listers (Tek from MTV!). anyway, to go along with a theme, I caught up on my shock news via Fox on Jet Blue Direct TV. they do these awesome top tens on the best news like this gem: another female teacher has sex with her student. this dude was only 15! sweet! that shit was definitely not happening when i was growing up, all my teachers had fat rolls with cheese in between, cankles, and wore smock dresses. this girl is not my type, but she's pretty smoking for a teacher. check out these cell phone images she was sending the lucky little dude.

another awesome discovery was Dateline's To Catch A Predator series. Basically, they set up these meetings between pervs and teen actors for what the pervs think is a sexual rendevous. But in actuality, it's a Dateline sting operation. this shit is so surreal, I love it when the dude in the suit comes out, and the guy has no clue what's going on. this shit is real! if you find this interesting, they're airing a new episode tonight on NBC...

check out those sweet shades!

ok, back to playing catch up... more later.

Lohan Update. I can't verify this (explicit), nor do I want to.
via DRM

Yeah the dude can cut and everything, but I'm not reaaly feelin' the Atari Teenage Riot steez.

Here is your 2006 World DMC champion.

dear pitts,
been taking it easy. got a new tricycle for work,

and saw your old erector set put to good use down on the beach in south brooklyn sunday.

i hope the LES is treating you right.

love,
gorgeous p

ps. trendsetta!

I watched all four hours of Spike Lee's Hurricane Katrina Doc...... This is really a must watch people.....
I spent a week there in 2002 djing and hanging out, I thought it was the dopest place besides NY in America and in some ways doper than NY..... Continuing with the theme I checked out the Mad Decent Pod Cast about New Orleans...... Shit was really dope, gotta give it up on that one.....

Dear girls of NYC,
1,293 miles south of you the girls dance better!

from the Japanese magazine Ollie.

So this
guy has been making a lot of noise lately. I read his interview and was not enraged by what he had to say, dude had some good stuff to say....................
and then I listened to his songs...... OH MAN......
I don't really know what to say, actually I do.....

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH WHITE PEOPLE?

Basically if you went to college, don't talk to me about music, cause I can't even deal with you. If you were profoundly affected by Nirvana, basically I hate you, I was affected by Niravana as a kid, they came out and RUINED MUSIC for me. Look Im all for camp, I'm all for playing some off the wall shit as long as its good shit, but yo, somebody needs to stop these white people soon.

Speakning of my people.......

I want to hate it so much, but that Fall Out Boy song "sugar were going down" is so good. I mean its getting up there with Nickelback "how you remind me" as one of my fav MTV rock bangers...... Also I've had Third Eye Blind "Semi Charmed" loaded and ready to play like 5 times recently and Lost my nerve........ I really hope I sack up and play it..... and I hope it fucking Kills it......
Also Harvey Danger "Flag Pole Sitta" and everybody knows how I used to get down with the Jimmy Eat world record......

On some other shit:

Why the fuck do people all of a sudden think Lil Wayne is so great? Last time i checked this dude sucked ass and had a really annoying voice, Yea Go DJ was the shit, but Who even lets it play to where he starts rapping? I mean I play that shit all the time and I could not tell you a single word of the vrs...

how come nobody likes Dip Set anymore? Like I asked ayres the other day, and he said cause they were not putting out good music anymore? I thought to myself did they ever? Except for that "I really mean it" song and like one or two other things, most of it sounded like garbage to me, so why is it any different now? Do you guys give up on your heros that easy? I mean whats gonna happen to all those dip set t's that you guys bought? Is the dip set Tee like the 2005 verson of the 4 Vinyl rawkus records thing, the fucking names escaping me right now......... Id look on my record shelf to see, but I think I threw my copy out?

Young Jeezy, same question as above? Snow Man shirts? Doomed Also?

Three men charged with attempting to rob a grave Saturday in Cassville were doing so because one of the men had seen the dead woman's obituary photo and wanted to have sex with her body...

and now, courtesy of Lords of Apathy...

This past weekend was beyond mediocre.

I missed Spank, oh well. I was keeping it real digging at The Thing.

The Rub was kind of fun in an un-intentional way. Watching dudes try to be tough was probably the highlight along with Sizzle and Lloydski getting destroyed. I did actually dance with girls, too bad it wasn’t Queen Majesty though. Jemz was great. I guess I missed Pete and his homeboys but I did see plenty of Lab nerds there tough.

The Blog has been pretty funny lately for the most part. The Roc, hilarious, Pete, hilarious… everyone else step your game up. SERIOUSLY. Where’d Woody and P Gorgeous go? Boy-Genius has potential.

And Wildstyle, I went to FSU for grad school. It sucked for the two whole years, well sort of. Anyways, the school is full of anorexic girls, like the ones pictured who will give sexual favors for coke. They are the future pro-creators of this country. It’s funny and sad cause it’s true.

Vay-kay in Florida next week. Woo-hoo

I apologize to my legion of fans, I've been gone for too long. It's time to bring sexy back....

1) Shameless, aka Boy Genius-Style, shot of Eva Longoria (just now, a million pant zippers have been pulled down worldwide.... nice).

2) Is it Monday Yet? Tarantula Taylor and the Redskins takin the 'chip this year (just now, a million zippers in the D.C. beltway area have been pulled down.... very nice).

3) Classic. Boy Genius aka the Korean 'Landon from the Real World', black'd out, makes a party appearance by pulling down the jeans, exposing 'Korean Snake'. Rub your titties if you love Boy Genius...

4) Now that my 'thought-to-have-been-homosexual' brother is engaged, I now have extra family. Don't talk about my sister, or else....

Football and Tang? are you fucking joking? Proof positive that the Lab owners hang out with the biggest losers ever....... Smart thinking guys give your jerk off friend a blog account so he can tell us about Football, Nasdaq and the skyrocketing intrest rates................... Who thinks girls like those look good? Looking at those herpies infested gang bang loving football whores made me wanna vomit.....
Think about this every time you buy a record from turntable lab, its run by fucking frat boys...... You are buying shit that frat boys tell you is cool.....

R.I.P. Crocodile Hunter

Whether you like football or not, it is officially upon us. The college football season started this past weekend and the NFL kicks off this Thursday (for those who care, Fins vs. Steelshow). You can be a fan of the game or not, but i think we can universally agree that its not necessariliy who's on the field, but rather who's off....

Now i'm kind of new to all this myspace, friendster shite...but one site that has left a mark -- Facebook! Now your probably asking, WTF does this have to do w/ football. Well apparently at FSU (this hasn't been comfirmed) one particular piece of tang is actually paid by someone to sit in the stands and basically make every dude in the stands, or those of us watching on the tube, to ruin their pants. I present to you, Jenn Sterger...

Some of you may have seen it, some of u may not...the point is - its football and tang, can life really get any better than that?

stony hits the big three-zero this week. congrats on staying alive... is it me or does he kinda look asian in this picture?

went to The Rub this weekend and ran into a gang of Lab family, including Blu Jemz, fresh off his mini-tour of UK and Norway... dude is like huge there, I guess that justifies his growing jheri curl akshun and dirt mcgirt steez. dude is just living free right now. shout out to lloydski, who turned 23 or 24 that night. he refused shots for the record. Sung (aka Scratchfamous from the old piklz board) was there, so was the tallest Korean I know, the 6-10 Yao-Gene, and the only dude challenging that status, the blog's own Josh Re-Up. Tangfield who had never seen the Rub before, noted how he felt "so white" during the Rub's set, and kept asking me if Ayres was really part of The Rub. "He's so white and he's wearing a Mountain Dew shirt?" Too funny. Other bamas spotted: Telekenetic Kat, Dr. Pitts, Catchdubs, Sizzle, and Pase.... Pic courtesy of The Rub site, check it out for more flicks including Spank Rock in McCarren Park.

ARMOR OF GOD
via angel via the pop bitch

Just got back from the Spank Ro show.... shit was cool...

xxxchange could be the funniest hype man I've ever seen.......

Think of the dude from modest mouse telling brooklyn to put their fucking hands up......

MIA was trying to buy Lloydski's t-shirt off his back, blu jemz was wearing sunglasses well after sundown, Everybody was there except Michna....... I had a good time....
even notorious haters can take a sunday off and just chill and enjoy a little life.....
Much love to Ronnie Darko for hooking up the VIP bands....
Kano Im Ready sounds so good loud....

I could sense the Roc response comin, just disappointed it didn't come quicker (he did have a godd point about tv and baseball caps tho)... anyway, Roc's first record release finally came in, so did Diplo's Mad Decent CD. Both will be available for advance purchase in our NY store this weekend. Should be on the site next week. Both come highly recommended.

stuff...
ed banger party was pretty hot last night. you don't hear that kind of djing in nyc, they were totally flexxing the crazy electro, mixing it with bmore and old school dance hits. shout to label head Pedro, whom I met for the first time. seeing Uffie made me think that a battle between our girl Roxy and Uffie would be cool.... check their myspace for upcoming dates in canada and europe.

our soccer team. the diner old boys, continually gets into beef, capped off by the rumble yesterday. Todd squared off with a guy 30 pounds bigger (all muscle) than him. The guy got him in a bear hug (wtf?), and Todd did this flying 180 slam on him, instantly landing in a chokehold. Todd is my new hero. Dan and I deduced that P-Gorgeous is the reason we always get into beef, his physical play brings out the bitch in yoo.

tevez to west ham? is this a joke or something? at least it makes the bottom half of the premiership more watchable...

I also welcome 2 new bloggers, Llloydski (about time) and Willystyle (who will be reporting straight from the trading desk).