MAKE THIS LIST..............................

1. Must like Diana Ross and disco (or at lease 80's R and B, I'm dead serious, I can't get with anyone who can't recognize!).
2. Must read books (No, Dostoyevsky, what??!?!?!??!?!?!s).
3. Must recycle (seriously, well sorta, must have an equal amount of love and hate for the environment and people for that matter).
4. Must have found both humor and seriousness in the film (or book see number 2.) "American Psycho" and or just liked the movie "Breaking the Waves (i.e. we need to be on the same emotional level, for real)."

LOOK A LITTLE MORE LIKE THIS LIST...........................

1. Will be willingto have sex with me after she drinks 5 or six beers

AND YOUR GONNA BE ALL GOOD........

SERIOUSLY I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK Dostoyevsky IS?
WAR AND PEACE? IS THAT HIM?
FUCK THAT DUDE.....