I don't even know what Counter Strike is.

What the hell is going on around here? Is everyone depressed or out of their minds or something?

Pete it'll be OK, you're just getting old.

Pitts, it'll be OK, the weather's getting nicer and everyone gets horny for a relationship. You're like me 2 years ago, just read my hilarious comics and you'll be fine.

Andy relax guy, I just bought a $2400 suit (literally the only ace up my sleeve). Chill, God.