if you saw the Real Madrid vs. Arsenal game Wednesday night, you had to cringe while watching ronaldo, one of the greatest to ever play futbol, play futbol. when did that man get so fat and so slow?

shout out to Luciano Belize, candidate for Washed Up Player of the Year.

for some reason, i like this guy, but hes not as cool as....

this man got the internet going nutz.

Kiss the mo-fuckin' ring, Ichiro. Bow down when Korea comes to town.