Archive | March, 2006
cookies
These little morsels of afternoon joy are going to be the demise of the entire Production Squad, and the disease is now rapidly spreading toward Shipset. It started with a simple challenge between Lemon-Red and myself back in December: to see who could find the best cookies. And since we found these little guys right [...]
tang of the moment
tang of the moment. i always had a crush on Julia Lous Dreyfus circa Seinfeld when she had that bun of hair on her head. I want to nuzzle it.
washed up
if you saw the Real Madrid vs. Arsenal game Wednesday night, you had to cringe while watching ronaldo, one of the greatest to ever play futbol, play futbol. when did that man get so fat and so slow? shout out to Luciano Belize, candidate for Washed Up Player of the Year. for some reason, i [...]
smoking baby
a total Stewie moment. checkout the flicks of this chinese baby smoking. or is that Angelina Jolie’s kid? I knew it was too good to be true.
gripmaster
it’s an end of an era… we must have sold at least of 1000 of these bad boys. in the turntablist heyday, we were moving these by the boxes. it was the best product for improving crab scratches, and strengthening your retarded pinky fingers. kids used to carry them in their pockets and use them [...]
chelsea v. barcelona pt.2 recap
if you didn’t watch the game last night, Barcelona forced a dominating tie (Chelsea scored on a meaningless penalty in injury time), and won on aggregate goals, advancing to the round of 8. my observations on the game/series: 1) where art thou Lampard? england’s world player of the year hopeful was a non-factor the entire [...]
revl9n
I really like the new wave of electro producers stirring things up overseas: Justice, Joakim, Simian Mobile Disco, Digitalism, Zongamin, anything on Kitsune, etc. We got in this new single from Revl9n yesterday featuring a pretty hot remix by Simian Mobile Disco. A little investigation finds a interesting website design, love the noir feel and [...]
iverson
did anyone happen to see Sixers vs. Zards a couple nights ago? Iverson did a double crossover on Daniels and made him fall down TWICE. he made Daniels look like he was b-boying. don’t you love youtube? it’s the next best thing to TIVO. you can re-live historic moments like this. I still can’t believe [...]
Taking Breaks Only To Pee And Smoke
So my life is officially changed. As anyone who is similar to me will know, my vocal range does not lend itself to much karaoke power. Gordon Gano and Isaac Brock, I can handle your piddling range. Julian Casadouchecas, I can handle you too, maybe because your “singing” is actually half-asleep moaning into a distortion [...]
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