Dispatch from across the office:

"My old friend Jake recently became obsessed with finding rare Nike's online during his breaks from studying for the California Bar Exam. Being the sweetheart, and newly rich guy that he is, he found and bought these limited edition, impossible to find, expensive as hell Stussy Nikes for me, which I received today express from Australia, as he was in the middle of finishing his third day of the grueling 18 hour bar exam at some convention center (ugh!). Shout out to you Jake!!! Thank you and thank your beautiful wife Vanessa for me! And congratulations on finishing your exam!!! Watch out L.A., you just got the best lawyer in the state!" - Alison, dance music litigator